hi my name is sarika i grew up in a massachusetts suburb then lived in an illinois suburb for a bit and have since returned to the aforementioned massachusetts suburb. i am a youngest child and a leo, the combination of which some might say makes me a spoiled brat but i say makes me fabulous and entertaining. an incel online once said that my profile was “mostly about showing [my] underwear and demeaning men.” mtv told me i wasn’t eligible to go on teen mom as a childless 23 year old so instead they used my song “the moon” in an episode of “teen mom: the next chapter.” one time i blew up a car while driving but i am a witch so i survived. few are aware I am actually an industry plant who has deliberately sacrificed the associated fame, fortune, and clout in protest of The System. overall very little is publicly known about me and i identify as an enigma.